attractthecrows:

astereaes:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

I like haunted houses in theory BUT I have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. They ask me a question and I just… answer it…

The scariest part of a haunted house is the unscripted social interaction.

Scary nurse in a creepy voice: “Do you have an appointment to see the doctor?”

Me: “Uh. Do you accept walk-ins?”

Scary lady in factory outfit, in costumer service voice ™: would you like to be cut down the middle or peeled like a banana?

Me, automatically using my costumer service voice ™: being cut down the middle is faster, yes? I’ll do that.

Scary lady: ok, he’ll do that for you *gestures to the actor in the middle of all the hanging pig carcasses*

Guy: *yells*

My boyfriend, who was silent for the whole affair after we went to the next room: what the Fuck was that

me, strapped to a prop electric chair as one of the actors looms menacingly: yeah this seems right

my friends, waving as they leave without a single thought to maybe wait for me: bye pet!! bye!

the actor, completely breaking character: wow, they just. they really just left you here huh

me, still strapped to the electric chair: well in their defense I very much did earn this

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